Knock knock. Come in.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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