- Anti Joke

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

How many dislikes can this get?

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

knock knock!! kanye west

Guess what? Holocaust

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

K

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

hi

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Six million.

How many dislikes can this get?

Girls

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

knock knock!! kanye west

Guess what? Holocaust

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

K

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

hi

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Six million.

How many dislikes can this get?

Girls

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob