- Anti Joke

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

I have a crush on my dad.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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