Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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This is not a joke.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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anti jokes

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Anti Joke

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