I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Leave her alone...

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

hello

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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