- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

YOLO MAH BROLO

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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