Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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what happens during a climax apples

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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