I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Justin Beiber

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Ham sandwich

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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your a towel.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Women's Rights.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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