Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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