- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

The Holocaust

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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