- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Cows go moo.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Hey, look under there! Under what?

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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