Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

motley crew

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Your time.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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