- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Roses are red Violets are penis

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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