- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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