What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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your mom

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fkda

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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ballsack

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Girls Basketball.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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knock knock who's there?

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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I hate blackniggers

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

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