Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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