- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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