- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

good one jess !!

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

I'm off to my tank guys!

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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