How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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fkda

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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your going to die

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Black People.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Poop

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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