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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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DOWN

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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PUDDING

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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