What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Penis-Pump

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Where's my tractor?

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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