how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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