What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Chicken

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

I enjoy anal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

I hate blackniggers

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

i saw your mom, i said hi

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Ebola

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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