How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Your Mom.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Anagram.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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