I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Shit!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Anti Joke

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