- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Knock knock. Come in.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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