What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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