Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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a man walks into horse bar

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

ROSS G IS OBESE

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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