Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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