Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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general tso's broccoli

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Vagina ass.

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Blarg

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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