- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

You should never talk to strangers.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

i'm not gay

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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