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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Republicans

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What is the difference between a duck?

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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