Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

asparagus

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Ebola

A Jew walks into a Furness

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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