what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

hit the thumbs down button

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

the real mccoy

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

whats brown? poop.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Woman's Rights

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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