JEWS

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Black people. They are so kind.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

thumb_up thumb_down +8

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Vagina ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops