how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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I like pom

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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