Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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whoa there

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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fabien

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Doorbell salesman.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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