Matt Damon

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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