Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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:O + :P = 69

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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