- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

A baby seal walks into a club...

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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