Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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A seal walks into a club.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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