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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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