what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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The 13th Amendment...

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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...NO.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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