What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

How much did the Holla Cost?

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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