What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Take my wife- to the store.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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