- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Hi my name is Jim

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Where do babies come from? My garage

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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