What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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