Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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asian, do math

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Yo daddy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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