What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Hippopatomous!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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