- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A baby seal walks into a club...

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Ham sandwich

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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