Hippopatomous!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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