whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

knock, knock. come in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Hashtag

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Gianni

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Republicans

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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