- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Take my wife- to the store.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

knock, knock. come in.

womens rights to vote

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Your time.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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