Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

A snake walks into a bar

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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