Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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