Doorbell salesman.

what happens during a climax apples

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Smart Blondes

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Type 2 diabetics

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Watch your lips.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why was Timmy sad?

Hey

Matt Damon

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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