- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

I have a crush on my dad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Mitt Romney.

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