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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

A blind man walks into a pole.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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