What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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...NO.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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PUDDING

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Anti Joke

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