- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

hey

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Hi.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Thanks

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??