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The Holocaust

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

a man walks into horse bar

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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