Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Weiner

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Thanks

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Anti Joke

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