- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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