A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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69

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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WNBA

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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FAP

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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