- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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