joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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