when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

asian, do math

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Ham sandwich

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