Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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