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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

A black guy with his family.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What's 9+10=? 19

Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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