- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Johan showering. . . AWK

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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