- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

A black guy with his family.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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