A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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