Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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where are you?

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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