What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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