- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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