How many cows say moo? All of them

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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