what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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women playing football?

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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