- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Women.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

verry nice how mUCH?

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