Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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