- Anti Joke

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

1+1 =? Too

You just won the game...

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say