- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Farts smell bad!

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

How did the girl die? 25.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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