- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

A baby seal walks into a club...

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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