Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Alt F4

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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hi patrick

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Iggy Azalea

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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You.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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