How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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I like pom

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Anti Joke

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