- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Women's sports

I tell an anti joke!.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Who is a knob? ross d

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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