if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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68 :)

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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