- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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