Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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